Why Women Are Never Depressed!!
Women Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
You get two last names, burn credit with one use the other!
The Closet is all yours, his clothes fit on the Gavinet under the sink.
You can blame hours of shopping on wedding plans and a 60 pound weight
gain on pregnancy, and people believe you!
you CAN get pregnant, and feel life growing inside of you, men only feel gas.
If you flirt correctly service people do stuff for free or cheap.
Your bathrooms have chatting (Men think we are actually there to pee).
You make believe you need another bathroom less icky,
but you actually want to get closer to the mall and bully your man into shopping all day,
claims of lack of hygiene are your tool!
You can make your man do anything if you wear the right dress and say the right phrase.
You can fake a female problem and stay home a few days a month from work,
supervisor don't wanna know the details.
You can wear contact lenses, and can even have plastic surgery!
If a man does it he is called "gay".
You can stare at every man in the room and your husband won't know.
Your heels can make you appear taller, men need insole lifts!
You may be moody but when you want *** you have a 99.9% of getting it,
chances are someone will oblige! No need to beg, pay, cry.
You always have female friends willing to examine everything your man did lately,
both of you can get to the bottom of the most difficult to explain cases
for free and without a profesional.
You know stuff about color matching and you come prepared every where you go!
You can get men to open jars, do the heavy lifting just by faking weakness.
If it's the middle of the night most people will open the door to a woman than a man,
you are not a menace!
You know how to fix, arrange, clean and organize anything!
The divorce judge always goes in your favor, specially if you cry.
You can blow your husbands entire paycheck and blame it on the hairstylist.
You can be 90 and he still will want you!
You can be slim without being called punny, men can't!
You get a diamond ring when you get married and never are suspected of being serial killers.
You can wear pants yet men can't wear skirts!!!!
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